HOT!

Temperature today reached 91 degrees. We have air conditioning, though, and we know how to use it!!!

I have to tell you a story... my dad told this years ago.

There were two young men, farmers, who longed to meet some girls. They decided to go to a dance being held at the local hall. One of the men was really nervous.

"I don't know what to say to girls."

His friend said, "Well, you just have to say something nice about them. Girls like compliments."

He watched as his friend asked a girl to dance, and thought things were going well. Then, all of a sudden, the girl slapped his friend and went storming off the dance floor.

As his friend joined him, rubbing his cheek and shaking his head, he asked him:
"What in the world happened?"

"Well, I did just what you said. I said something nice to her and she slapped me!"

"OK, just what did you say?"

"Well, I told her 'For a fat girl, you don't sweat much.''

Anyway, I wanted to say for a fat girl, I DO sweat a lot!!!